Eveytime I put on my sandals
I open the door to ice.
There’s a fire in the building,
and I’m stuck in the elevator
with a haystack and a needle.
I escape with a hard hat and scalpel
only to find the costume party has
a Star Wars theme.
When I try to hold on to what
I need. There’s an angel on my
shoulder saying go, you’re what you need,
you idiot. There’s a baboon on my other
saying don’t let go, you little shit.
I climb out of a ditch just in time to
see I’ve missed the bus. I order
orange juice but get lemon instead.
I put one foot in front of the other in hopes of going
anywhere only to find I’m on a treadmill.
First come love, then comes marriage and
well you know the rest.
I just want a comfortable bed.
I’ve been told seeing is believing but it isn’t,
it’s a road stop on
the way to somewhere else.
Thursday I’m at the the bank
submitting myself to math
that never adds up. Saturday
finds me in Vegas playing the
slot machines and knowing
I’ll never win. Sunday I’ll push
beyond cereal and milk
and plot my escape plan.
-Tosha Michelle
Enjoyed this, fecker.
Apart from “Saturday
finds me in Vegas playing the
slot machines and knowing
I’ve never win”
Sort it out, eh? You know that I never make mistakes and also cannot abide it in others. 😝
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Maybe it’s a weird Southern thing. It’s not, it’s just my one eye mistake. Thank you for being my spotter, ya sweet thang
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I am aren’t I!?
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You were. I feel better now so you’re back to being a peckerhead
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You know I like this…
…so why should I bother to comment.
Maybe the fun in the sun, play in the hay, slap and tickle is why I come back and respond.
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Well done, T
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Thank you! Appreciate you and your clever comment.
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It’s not clever….I just see music and hear colors….ya dig?
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I dig.
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I knew that you could
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Your poetry is very real to life and honest, imbued with the world’s harshness and beauty. I am forever in your debt!
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Thank you. What a lovely compliment.
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I mean every word.:)
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You rock!
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Thank you.
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You’re welcome 🙂
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I was the one that made you better, you ungrateful moo! Piffle to you!
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How rude! Go to your room! I’ll deal with you later.
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I’m still waiting!
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For your father to get home? He left the country when I told him what a bad child you were. I was going to tuck you in but decided you’re old enough to tuck yourself in.
It’s really great how we have such normal and rational conversations. Now go to bed, you little f***
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I hear that angel saying “go, you’re what you need, you idiot” all the time. Maybe one day I’ll listen. Love you lots. xo
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You and me both
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Bonsoir TOSHA
Le Bonheur est une plume
La plus légère qui soit
Jamais assez belle pour toi
Ma Plume je la partage avec toi
Le Bonheur se cueille comme une fleur
Il faut prendre soin avec précaution
Il faut attention que celui-ci ne se fane pas
Par ces petits mots de Bonheur
Passe une agréable soirée
Prends bien soin de toi
Bises , Bernard
Je t’offre un petit café ou tisane
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Ah, real world thoughts.
Thanks for surendering your honest secerts.
It helps me understand, my own day to day feelings of the chotic circles, that evolve to revolve around life’s much bigger picture.
Onward & upward.
This is a great Sunday read to just settle
into, & take a deep breath. ♡
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Thank you, Dale!
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Love this, wonderful write, always! There’s no way out. 😉 ~ Mia
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Sigh 😉
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Love it 😀
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Thank you!
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This reminds me of something, but can’t quite place it. Perhaps it reminds me of life? Really appreciating the candor. It makes it that much more real. Those who can’t relate, really are lucky.
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Thank you. And they are lucky indeed
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Absolutely love the play on words and steady building flow of this piece.
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Thank you. I truly appreciate you taking the time to read and comment.
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I’ll be waiting with the getaway car, idling and ready….see ya monday. 😉
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Ha-ha. And away we roll xo
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xo
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love it. great post!
http://dolvella.com
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Thank you!
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Escape plan now in place, you put on your sandals and step out the door to find ice and a building on fire…
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And so it goes. 🙂
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This made me think of our weird dreams. You open a door and find yourself on a beach. Well done. Amsung and toitally entertaining.
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That’s pretty much my life. One weird dream. I’m kidding. I’m a lot happier than my poetry might suggest
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Laughing. That makes me happy. My writing can be sad, even though I consider myself a very positive person. I view you in the exact same way. While I have your attention, can I find your weekly broadcasts saved anywhere?
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Just Google La Literati Blogtalkradio you can find all our shows there. I really hope you call in sometime.
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Oh, i have been tied up lately. TRUST ME, I am planning on it.
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Very cool! Looking forward to it.
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Laughing. Seriously, me too.
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😉 xx
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Actually yes, not kidding. That IS our life. One dream that gets weirder when we are not able to cope with certain things to sort within ourselves.
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Yes, one surreal moment after another.
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Beautiful poem and the image goes perfectly well with it. Someone told me once they had a feeling genesis was the other way around and women never could have come out of the rib of Adam (if any the other way around). I share to some extent that idea considering we have the greater role in creation. Dream on Tosha and keep coming up with these compelling writes 🙂
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I like how you think. Thank you. Sending love, light and girl power vibes your way.
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Welcome and thank you. Much of the same to you too
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xx
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