Every night her bed spoke to her, but her pillow had no use
for language. It was too busy being soft and comfortable.
Its natural state, one of rest. She was clueless to its
aversions and desires, but suspected it feared dust mites,
daylight, and the sound of the alarm clock. The bed loved to
share all its secrets of sleepy heads, and banging heads, and
unmentionable head. The pillow refused to participate in such
tomfoolery. Its downtime was spent inside a silk cul-de-sac
so quiet even darkness was suspicious.
If the pillow had any hobbies, they were wordless, soundless. Oh how she hoped darkness was on to something, and that the pillow secretly carried on a 007 life of adventure; Something sinful and dangerous, wild and ridiculous. A secret life of motion, martinis, fast cars, exotic locations. A place where pillow was always in its prime and at its fluffiest. A place where, when asked its name, you could hear it say, in true debonair fashion, Bond, Pillow Bond.
-Tosha Michelle
You truly are the Exotic Enchantress of Blog. First, the perfect selection of the very best Bond song. Then, your wonderful words expressing desire for excitement and adventure. What a creative and fun read. LOVED THIS.
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Thanks. You are the giver of THE best compliments.
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I agree with both you and the chimp. Somehow this write also made me laugh, I found the idea very amusing 😀
Was good fun to read and I am sure you had great fun writing it xoxo
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I did. I can be extremely silly and goofy. That was the mood, I was in last night. I’m glad it made you laugh! xx
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🙂
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Thanks for that. lol
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😉 xx
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I think my pillow’s first name is the same name as my pet and it’s last name is the street I grew up on as a child.
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Is your pillow a porn star? Maybe it knows my pillow!
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Well, it does get around…
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ha-ha
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Bonsoir TOSHA

Je ne suis pas de tous les jours
Mais à cet instant c’est un plaisir de te laisser un petit message
Venant du cœur bises , Bernard
Le temps n’est pas super bien triste chez moi
Le ciel pleure cela ne réchauffe guère le cœur
Il faut faire avec
Belle soirée , Bernard
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Thanks i needed that.
So quite even the darkness was suspicious.
It’s lines like this, that make your genius, even greater.
Bond Pillow Bond. Sheer gut busting.
It’s been years sence i laughed til I cried.
By the way, I sleep with no fewer than three. I think I’ll name them.
That may be why I sleep alone.
Thanks for sharing that. It’s gonna be a good day. Bless you Tosha
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Ha-ha. What’s their names Larry, Darryl and Darryl. 😉 Glad I could make you smile. Happy Tuesday.
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…both darling and clever. Well done.
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Thank you, sir. xx
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Yeah, ever body funny. Now you funny too.
I not that kinda guy.
Maybe some them street names.
Sometimes one is named Coco.
You’re the best.
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You should name the other Chanel.
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Okay. That’ll be the one I hug.
maybe that’s why I live alone too.
Still cring. Got to get back ta work.
🙂
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Yes, that and the bodies in your basements. Kidding. Have a great evening!
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Shut up!
With tear dampened smiles.
:, )
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Ha-ha. It’s that what you say before you slay your victims? I’ll stop before this turns into a Dateline episode narrated by Josh Mankiewicz. Take care. Back to packing I go. Yippee.
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K, I’m no match for your wit.
Coco ‘ sleeping with Chanel.
It’s blowing & raining here, headed your way. Don’t get in too big of a hurry ta move the big stuff. .
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No worries. Hiring movers for that. Take care. Stay warm.
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I love this!!! and The Spy who Loved Me was my favorite Bond film! Nothing like being chased around Egypt by Jaws! 😉 Wonderful, Tosha!
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Ha-ha. Thanks, Eric. xx
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Absolutely delightful and whimsical, “Bond, Pillow Bond”, ha-ha! Love the poem, A+! ~ Mia
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Thanks, Mia.
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You’re welcome.
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What an interest pillow you have! Ya lovely, brain-pocked plonker you!
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All my inanimate objects are dope, dude.
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I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with your crass street vernacular, William.
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Good, then you won’t mind when I pop a cap in your ass.
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As long as you were a little rubber thingy! I don’t want tiger preggers!
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I think we need to have an anatomy lesson. Anyway, I’ve pretty much worn out my gangster vocabulary. I’ll let my gun do the talking from here on out.
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Shoot it sister!! Right in my…oh…I see what you mean now! 😉
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This role reversal and play is getting way out of hand Take the French maid costume off or at least wax first. Geez. Bang. Bang. I win.
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Only if you follow suit! Bang! No, ya don’t!
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I always wax, creep. Bang. Boom. Bam. Thank you, Ma’am. By the way, if people read our comments, you know they either think we’ve been married for twenty years or are mental, right? The truth is so much more interesting. Imagine if they knew we were aliens sent here to take over the world one blog post at a time. See ya back on the space ship, Vioek
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You aren’t supposed to say those things!!
The high command will be sad!
They’ll have you on gibble patrol again and I won’t have anyone to play with! Piffle.
Vioek out.
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Dangit!! Later, friend. Love, Gudtu
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It’s alright! I’ve squared it with high command! I told them you were double bluffing the treble bluff! All’s well, friend Gudtu
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God, I read that as huffing, which I do as well. Thanks, pal. Giving you the salute of the Ughtz. You can have my share of the jokgd tonight which I hear tastes a lot like Yorkshire pudding. Yum. Yum or as we say. Jeu Jeu. xx
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Ha, ha, ha! Nice ending. For a moment I was like: ‘this is a story for a child’, and then… then I read the ending. Brilliant, witty. 🙂
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Thank you, Katie x
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“Bond, Pillow Bond.”
^ Brilliant! 😛
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Thanks, Tony.
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Tosha, too bad our pillows can’t collect info from our dreams and then be able to access the data the next day. I rarely recall my dreams and would love to know what that pillow knows…but it ain’t talkin’!
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I know what you mean. If only.
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It’s always the quiet ones you need to look out for. Love this one. Just call me Dennard, Niles Dennard. 😉 xo
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Ha-ha. You got it. Love ya.
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Yay!! Fanks! Don’t miss supper, sweet ganturan tea!!
Jeu Jeu!!
Hetty flaps until next waggle. Xx
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In all seriousness, you are not of this world. Phone home, E.T. I’ll wiggle your waggle and waggle your wiggle again soon. xx
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So cleverly written 😀
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Thank you x
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I know this pillow, too, the holder of all my adventures once i am attached to it. This is gorgeous, Tosha
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Thank you, friend. Hope you and your pillow have an exciting day x
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You are welcome, my friend. yes, my pillow and I always have a great day 🙂 xo
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A fun piece. You really have a cool range.
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Thanks, Alex xx
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Love it Tosha. The end is classic, ‘Bond, pillow bond.’
You’ve got a great imagination girl.
🙂
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Thanks. I’m just weird. Haha
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I like weird.
🙂
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Yay! 😉 xx
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😉
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Ha! I love it when your sense of humor shines through.:) Interesting play on words and direction, too!
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Thanks. I’m a weirdo ha!
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and “unmentionable head”…awesome! My pillow–Pillow Galore. 😉
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Ha-ha! Thank you. I really appreciate you taking time to read my poetry and comment.
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